Introducing the Hi-Point Model 995 Semi-Auto Rifle: A formidable tactical carbine set for your next top secret mission into enemy territory. This rifle was specifically designed to make you appear more physically attractive, and our studies show that is also makes you 3000% more combat effective. Just the mere sight of this on the battlefield will strike fear into the hearts of the enemy, almost guaranteeing their immediate surrender. If said enemy doesn't surrender, you can harness the raw power of the 9mm cartridge to blow the lungs out of their bodies, which will in turn render them ineffective . We all know you can't fight if you don't have lungs.
This model, in very good condition, shows only light superficial signs of use with a pristine, mirror-finish bore and sharp rifling. The light and laser combo makes this rifle perfect for room clearing and will immediately melt anyone's retinas when you shine it in their eyes. The Magpul Angled Foregrip allows you to take maximum control of the rifle, controlling the earth shattering recoil and putting accurate and precise rounds on target. The red dot sight will make you feel like you have Aimbot enabled, ensuring that you never miss.
Honestly, anyone or anything unfortunate enough to meet the business end of this rifle will be subject to a horrible force almost beyond human comprehension. If the Hi-Point carbine was around when the Geneva Convention was written, it would most certainly have been banned from use. Lucky for you it wasn't. Buy this rifle today and you will know what true power feels like. But you must harness this power for good, if this weapon falls into the wrong hands life as we know it could be destroyed forever.
Results may vary.